saviorcomplexing | open rp post ;

[You could drown on your ship. In fact, people do it all the goddamn time. And Emma is a regular at crashing her car lately, and she's not dead so there's that.

Logic.

She parks the yellow bug a few blocks away from the dock because they live in a town of goddamn gossips and starts walking.]

You know it's not called a talking phone, right? It's just a phone.

phone, talking phone, whatever you want to call it. clearly at the moment, it's more accurately a texting phone.

( because nothing is sexier than arguing semantics. )

[What do you see in him, Emma? He's a pirate and a drunk and he only has one hand! Well he argues about English and that just soaks my panties.

Emma just rolls her eyes at her phone and slips it into her back pocket. Contemplates the Jolly Roger for a moment. Does she knock? Does she just go on board? Is she really here for a booty call in the middle of the night?

Yes. She is.]

Killian!

( must they call it a booty call? honestly when you're seeing a pirate in the first place, it just comes off a little tacky. still, if the drunk one handed pirate thing doesn't do it for her, and arguing about proper use of English isn't getting her hot and bothered, maybe the instantly delighted look on his face the second he sees her might.

he's a drunk. and he's a mess. but whatever else he is doesn't seem to discount how much he cares about her. )

Finally. You're lucky your poor drunk didn't find a way to drown himself left on his lonesome. ( for the record though, he doesn't seem wasted. granted he's never sober, but still, he's not falling all over himself. It was an excuse to get her here more than reality. he offers a hand to help her up the gangplank, a clear invitation to join him aboard. )

Edited (sorry put the shortcuts in my new phone wrong ) 2016-11-06 05:13 (UTC)

[It's a booty call. That's what they're calling it. They can be... in a relationship-- oh hey no hives-- and still have late night booty calls. It's the twenty first century. Welcome to it, Hook.

That look though. It makes her want to run both away from and right at him. It's the kind of look that she's dreamed about for pretty much her entire life. Someone who loves her and wants Just Her. And it terrifies her at the same time because it's the kind of look she's convinced herself she was never going to have.]

It's only been ten minutes. Even you aren't that hopeless.

[The time for feels is over. Emma curls her fingers around his, and steps aboard.]

What? No Smee to threaten tonight?

( we'll believe the no-hives thing once he's performed his perfectly perfunctory adult check. she does seem to be slightly more at ease with the possibility of what they represent. seeing as Hook is delighted just by a chance, he can't pressure her terribly much on that front... well, yet, anyway.

why would he, when she's sneaking out of her parents for her horribly named rendezvous. )

Ten very long minutes, Emma. You'd be surprised how despondent a man can get in ten minutes. ( he says that, but he doesn't seem despondent, drawing her up next to him and snaring her in his embrace rather greedily. damn who might see, is it really that strange to see Hook doting on the sheriff at this point? ) He's not here, I had hope for fairer company. It was quite a struggle to convince her to leap out her parent's window, but fortune favors the bold. ( he'd convinced her, hadn't he? not that being a little more entertaining than a fussy newborn was a real struggle, but still, he was marking this down as a win. )

[Emma rolls her eyes at him, and he patheticness but she's still smiling, so. There's that. He's ridiculous and over the top and sometimes she really doesn't understand why he'd want her. Haven't you heard about her issues, Hook? She's got enough for several lifetimes.

But that's not very sexy to think about right now, and she leans into him, her smile turning more into a smirk.]

Fair ladies don't jump out of windows, I'll have you know.

[They just make up sheriff related minor emergencies that only require one law enforcement officer and hey, she's technically the boss so stay home, David, it's fine.]

You going to give be a proper tour or what?

( have you heard about his issues, Emma? bc he's legit got hundreds of years worth. they're pretty even on issues, and somehow loving her makes his demons claw a little less. maybe he'll never fully escape them, yet she's a brightness he can't help but lean towards. he'd be a fool not to, when she's the first spark of happiness he's had in hundreds of years. )

Now I don't buy that. If you thought you had some savioring to do and the stairs just didn't suit, out you'd go. ( for real, Emma, do even you buy that you wouldn't jump the hell out a window when your heroism was getting the better of you? because he didn't, not for a second... though he is glad to hear that there was no death defying stunt needed to find her way to his ship.

now, tours are not really at the height of his mind. more one room in particular, and spending his time with his mouth so stuck on hers that neither of them would see the scenery. but Emma had asked about one of his favorite things... he'd be remiss not to introduce her to the ship that had been his sanctuary for so long. ) You didn't see enough of her in Neverland? ( he's surprised she wants to see, but far from reluctant to show her if she really wants to. )

I said fair ladies don't jump out of windows. Not that saviors are fair ladies.

[It's true. He caught her. She would jump out of a lot of windows and into certain danger if it meant saving someone she loved. The situation tonight wasn't so desperate.

That's not to say the woman herself isn't.

This is what she gets for trying to flirt with him. Give me a tour is code for show me your bedroom. Maybe that's just a her world. Maybe she needs to teach him.]

Well, it's not like I got to see much of your bedroom in Neverland.

You're a fair lady as far as I'm concerned, Swan. ( granted, his idea of fair lady was perhaps a bit skewed. he wasn't particularly impressed by wilting flowers or ladies that had to stay in reach of their fainting couch. Emma was his sort of woman, strong and ferocious and not without her own set of demands. he wouldn't know what to do with a fair lady proper if he even had one.

well Emma, don't pretend to be into his interests if you just want to fool around! Hook responds well to the point blank — lets fuck would have avoided an actual tour! though, for the record, he's not as committed to showing her about as he is to getting her clothes off. he's both gentleman and pirate, granted, but sometimes pirate wins out. )

There was a great deal of danger and adventure distracting back in Neverland. I suppose your father might have been cross if I'd taken the time to show you my bedroom.

( he doesn't seem against showing her now, though. screw you, dave, there's no reason to avoid it now!! he catches her fingers to drag her along the deck. if she really wants an eye on the specifics, she'd best speak now or forever hold her peace. )

[It's not her fault that he's thick af and from a world that apparently doesn't use metaphors and innuendos for sex.

Emma laughs as he pulls her towards his room, reminded of another Hooker in another time and place who had no idea who she really was or what they would become to each other. Just a man driven by rum and lust and a low cut dress. Not that tonight is much different, except for the fact that she's wearing pants and a sweater that isn't showing much cleavage.

But she's not wearing any underwear either so that should make up for that. And she's not really stopping to look at anything or ask questions either.]

You probably shouldn't keep talking about my dad if you actually want to get laid tonight.

( try wagging your eyebrows and winking next time emma, that's how people know you're flirting. it's so sad that nobody ever taught you that... maybe putting things in or around your mouth, that works too.

as difficult as it is to not talk about Emma's father — they're basically best mates now, Swan! don't take this away from him! — he barks a laugh, both at her bluntness and well, that's a very good point, isn't it? )

As you wish, ( he promises, threading his fingers through hers to drag her off. if she wants a tour she can take it with her eyes, and quickly, before they get to the cabin. probably that's good enough. they don't even get the door closed before his hand abandons hers to find her hip instead. he lands a kiss at her throat, tipped under her jaw to the place her pulse whispers. it's easy to think he's forgotten about the tour at this point, but when his mouth inclines lower, suddenly it comes paired with a grin and a hook brandishing behind him. )

There's the desk, and next to it I've got a chest. ( why is he like this. is this pointless teasing worth not getting laid? maybe. or he might be hingeing on she'll be too content with his mouth to really rebuke him for being a shithead. )

Edited (comes in hrs later to fix a typo byeeeeee) 2016-12-05 16:08 (UTC)

[Maybe if he's a good pirate, she will be putting certain things in or around her mouth later tonight.

Emma lets out a breathless laugh when he starts actually giving her a tour while attacking her neck with his mouth. Clever, that's very clever and funny and two people can play at this game. She slides her hands into his hair, holding his mouth exactly where it is and after a moment, she starts nudging him towards said desk.]

Tell me, is it a sturdy desk? I might need a demonstration.

( nice one, though no promises on him being good. though let's be honest, if he was overly well behaved right about now she'd be rather disappointed.

is the table sturdy? well the structural soundness of his furniture is such an appropriate tour question, isn't it? she none-too-subtly hints him in that direction and he follows, at least for a few steps, before he turns to press her up against it instead. though the fingers knotted in his hair are at least decent incentive to keep from pulling back too far, even though one could argue he's a fan of hair pulling. )

Bolted to the floor, ( and that's the truth, it'd be horrible if his bloody desk flew across the room during a storm, now wouldn't it? hand and hook aren't quite as capable as two hands would be, but they do all right, and they're more than enough to lift a savior to deposit her on said sturdy desk with little issue. if she wants to test the strength, there's no better way. )

[Oh. Yes.

She'd say he does more than alright with the one hand, and she's excited to relive what else he can manage between hook and hand if the way she hooks her legs around his middle and pulls him in tight says anything. Emma doesn't waste any time, dragging her fingers down from his hair to his pants and then she starts yanking on his shirt.

Off with it. It's in her way.]

It's nice.

[Is she talking about the desk or the shirtless pirate between her legs, it's hard to say.]

( the problem with a hook for a hand is that rushed undressing never tends to end well for his shirt. there's possibly a hint of a rip as Emma relieves him of it, but if anything it makes the dirty bastard rumble a sound of content. hold him at knifepoint, ruin his clothes, whatever, he's into it.

he's a hand short when it comes to stripping a savior, but he refuses to use that as an excuse to keep her clothes on. he manages a breathless laugh at her half-assed remark, and the smirk on his face indicates he's definitely taking it as a compliment, he'll let her skate by on pretending it's about the furniture. )

Glad you approve, ( and his voice is a little rusty, now, when he tugs her ever-present leather jacket from her shoulders and whisks it callously to the floor. before she can protest her shirt is going over her head after, and he leaves it over her eyes to press his mouth to the curve of her breast instead. she can finish with that shirt of hers, right? he's got other things on his mind. )

[No, she can't actually finish the shirt on her own, because he distracts her with that mouth of his on her breast and Emma ends up throwing her head back and arching into it, her arms trapped somewhere above her head in her shirt. For a few seconds at least, and a noise that sounds an awful lot like a moan and then several things happen at once.

The shirt is wrestled off and thrown to the side. Her legs tighten around him. One hand grabs him by the hair and pulls his mouth back to hers. The other snakes between their bodies and starts to undo his pants. She's obviously pleased with what she feels there because she's smirking into the kiss.]

But I like this better.

Bloody minx, ( he says, half growl, have desperate plea for her to not stop. it's weird how the two combine so easily. comparing a man's member to the fucking furniture is pretty rude, possibly he'd argue that with a few more brain cells to rub together. he's easily got four or five knocking about in his pretty head of his. all of them are absolutely fried at her touch, the velvet of her skin, the heat of her body so close to his. so much for thinking clearly, it's an impossibility when they're this close.

he's not great at not feeling when it comes to Emma Swan. a point that surely frustrates her, at least more often than not. he can't quite turn off the reality that he loves her, has loved her like a smitten boy since she planted one on him in Neverland, yet blissfully he can't ruin this moment when he's so entrenched in it.

he'll stow the silent reminders of how much he cares about her, for now, if only because all he has mental coherence for is getting as close to her as humanly possible.

she doesn't bother with the shirt still hanging akilter over her shoulders, so he tugs it off himself with his hook. her hair is a mighty splay but it only proves what a lost cause he is that he finds her static halo of hair charming. her willowy movements and warm touch is hard to think past, yet his fingers dust along her spine looking for clasps he knows are there. he bloody hates her persistence in these bra things, but he's getting better at getting rid of them. no laughing you damnable modern woman, he'll get it soon enough. and grin like the cheshire cat when it falls open and slides down her arms. ) Thought you'd bested me, ( he says, to her actual bra, as if it had villainous and malicious intent. Killian Jones, once the bloodthirsty pirate of yore, now the devilishly charming slayer of lingerie. )

[Yeah, talking to her bra is really sexy. She laughs anyway, a breathy noise that gives away exactly how turned on she is right now. Emma likes her walls, she likes to keep people out but this damn pirate has a habit of knocking his way through them like they're made of paper and not stone. Probably busts them down with his hook, since he just has to barely touch her with the thing and it feels like her skin is on fire. She wants more of that and if he's paying attention to the girl not the underthings or the girl's hand on him, he might notice the shiver that goes through her.

He breaks down her walls but she likes to think she does a pretty good job of getting through his, especially when she moves her hand and curves her wrist just so and he hardens in her hand. That hand is gone a few seconds later though, so she can let the bra drop to the floor and instead of going back to what she was doing, she wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him in close. His bare chest pushed against hers.]

You know, [Emma nips at his chin and squeezes his hips with her legs too. Take the hint, pirate.] I think I saw a bed in the corner.

( it should be an infraction on his ego that Emma would dare laugh. either he has enough ego to spare that a laugh at his expense doesn't bother him, or the breathless huff of laughter is just so bloody attractive he doesn't even care that she's laughing at and not with him. he chases back towards her lips, a kiss that is greedy and demanding. it's horrific, if you think about it, that the thing he's found hottest so far is the genuine note of laughter escaping her. his turn ons are turning into her happiness, you don't get more far gone than that.

at least that's not the only thing about her he finds attractive. he is a man, and damn him if she's not beautiful. it's not news, he's known that about Emma about since the time she scraped off his five o'clock shadow in lieu of hello back in the enchanted forest. still, seeing the cascade of blond against bare skin and the impressive lines and curves of her body, it's even more striking.

she doesn't let him look long, yet when the price is having her near, he can forgive it. ) A bed, ( he laughs, arms snaking behind her to pull her off the desk and further against him. ) Quite perceptive, aren't you? ( the best thing about the size of his cabin is it only takes a couple steps to move them from the desk, to the bed. he doesn't exactly lay her down gently, either, dropping her into a feather mattress and kneeling on the floor in front of her to devote his focus to the pants she still has on. getting into skinny jeans is not easy when you've got one hand and one hook to work with, but he's going to do it, damn it, and if he can't manage the zipper, then he'll just pull them down her legs instead.

it's impossible to say if he was truly incapable of the zipper, considering he didn't even bother to try it. )

[Thanks for not ripping them off her with his hook. That's some real romance right here.

But let's be honest. She's not looking for romance tonight. Maybe in the morning when he'll brush her hair from her neck, maybe tomorrow afternoon when he takes her hand and brushes his lips to her knuckles, maybe at dinner when he gives her that smile that makes her feel like a little girl with a crush. That's when he can romance her.

Tonight, he can fuck her.

Emma undoes the zipper for him and lifts her hips so make it easier to pull her jeans off. Then hooks her thumb in the band of her panties and starts peeling them off too. No point in delaying the inevitable. She's the picture of bold and assured and confidence as she scoots back on his bed, and smirking at him like come and get it.]

( for Hook, honestly, that is kind of romantic. he'd have ripped her clothes off her without much in the way of remorse if he didn't know fully well she'd have to stumble back to her family sooner or later (he's hoping for later). he's not ashamed of the fact he's going to leave the royal princess with a hickey or twelve, but he's also fairly aware that Emma would not like to spend her time explaining them to her parents.

to be honest, no matter the fact he and David are "mates", Killian isn't so sure how much time he wants to spend explaining Emma's hickeys to her parents, either.

sometimes he needs the softer things, embarrassing really, for the creature he's meant to be. and other times the years of darkness show their mark, he's a bit more pirate than man, more need and greed than heart and soul. the sight of Emma Swan looking him dead in the eye as she wiggles out of the last scrap of fabric between them would kill the sentiment in just about any man, he figures.

come and get it, she suggests. well, he doesn't mind if he does. even without both his hands, he can catch her by the thighs with hand and hook and draw her near to the edge of the bed. come and get it, that seems a fair excuse for skipping the preamble as he does just that, skipping fingers to move straight to tasting her. )

Fuck. Oh-- fuck.

[Now that she knows about this particular talent of his mouth, it'll be hard to appreciate the sass that tumbles out of his mouth. Yes, you're very funny and charming, Killian but his tongue can do this and she'll take a poll if she has to-- it's a much better use of his mouth. Not that Emma has any plans to share him with anyone else. Call her selfish, call her emotionally stunted but she'll be the only one enjoying this for the time being.

That hook will meet another part of his body in an unpleasant way if he tries.

Emma's hands grab at the sheets, his hair, his shoulder, pulling and nudging to there yes right there. She even lifts her hips to get closer and hope he doesn't mind a little bald spot because her fingers latch on to his hair when he hits something that sends sparks up and down her spine and she's holding him right there. Might be that she's a little selfish and demanding when being eaten out but better belief she returns the favor. She's close now, which is either a testament to his skill or how horny she's been all day or both.]

Killian, yes.

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